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OK your chance to create the caption for the picture. I am sure we will be hearing a lot from Walton on this one....
Just click here to go to the "Contact Us" page. Type in your caption in the message box and send it to us. I will put the best ones up and give you credit.
Milf: "Come on honey! Just a quickie. I promise no one will notice." - Moby Michelle: "Okay, so I'm on the floor. Now YOU explain to me how he managed to get it right without using hands..." - Gazza Michelle: "I said lets CHUCK through the DOOR...not F$#K on the FLOOR!!!" - Richie Milf: "If you get a headache now..." - Richie Swinging! A game all thefourths can play. - Rolfie "Milf: Tag, you're it!" Rolfie
I will let someone else go first this time - Ed Moby: "oooh! let me hold those for you" - Milf Bird: "I promise....they are 100% real!!" - Sarge Moby: "No, no! First I feel them, then I buy you a drink." - Moby Moby: "Is that a Shebeen Boys jersey?". Bird: "Yes we have become co-ed now. From next year we are going to let guys play for us too." - Moby Crouch, touch, pause, engage! - Rolf "Yes, yes....but do you have R Dub Ya's phone number. He is super hot" - R Dub Ya Moby- "I'm guessing 34B?" (A bit optimistic me thinks, ed) - Possum Her eyes moby, look into her EYES!! - Smithers "FINALLY... someone in a shebeen boys jersey thats worth looking at!" - Smithers
19 September 2007
OK I have had more than a few posts that I am not sure are appropriate for a classy site like TheFourths.com. So here follows a few pointers. Subtlety boys subtlety. Also known and a nuance. Direct anatomical or aromatic references are not funny. Lets try a bit better now shall we? Sarge practices for his new job as a freelance gynae. - Moby Firechief Sarge helpfully assists new recruit Cindy down the firehouse pole. - Rolf "Oh dear... looks like you've got a pole stuck in your panties." -Rolf "I spy with my little eye......something beginning with....." - Smithers (sorry smithers I think that is the only one I can put up. The others are a tad below the belt....so to speak. Ed) "Hey, nice piercing" - Rolf "Wow my new personal trainer is a really good motivator. Only a hundred more shoulder presses to go" - Moby "Have you seen my watch?" - Gazza "No hunny you don't look fat in this dress." - Gazza "Where's that bloody hamster?" - Gazza "Elvis? Is that you?!" - Shimmy "Dammit....... who stole my shooter glass??????" - Oupa
23 July 2007
"Camilla swears by the new wonderbra. You really should try it." - Moby "Swing low. Sweet cherios." - Moby "Phoar! Those puppies are almost as big as my ears!" - Rolf "Yup, about the same size as Camilla's arse" - Oupa " If only I had a whopper this big I could wipe that smile off her face" - Oupa " First Lieutenant Jane Bursting smiles wryly to herself.....Prince or no Prince, I'll kick his crown jewels if he tries to grope me" - Oupa "May I?" - Milf Charles "My goodness, what a nice set of... er... awards you have!" - Sum-Yung (finally sent something in that was funny - Ed) Charles "By George, I could do a really splendid speedboat impression in those puppies!!" - Pypers
04 July 2007
Milf: "Ek se fokken woah bru! That's not where the soap goes." - Moby "I said scrub my back not my...." - Milf Milf: "wait, wait, i feel a fart bubble coming..." Nic: "I bet it's gonna be steak flavour" - Sum-Yung "So that's why they call you Carthorse Mr Leader?" - Rolf Nic (Cart-house): "Hey Milf, did you you know that Argentinian doctors use two fingers to check your prostate, kinda like this!" - Shimmy Oh dear, did I produce him? - Milf Senior
21 May 2007 OK Not the funniest pic but we needed to put Luke up due to all the publicity he has been getting lately.
'Luke I am your father' "shit... Really????" 'Yes you f..ing idiot it's me, Cheeky' - Milf "Jeez this jersey is huge. I'm drowning here!" - Shimmy Luke warms up his mouth in readiness for the payback Stofile demanded for getting him into the squad. - Oupa Bruce "Choo choo. The wheels on the train go round and round, round and round..." - Rolf "Nooit bru, I'm really BLACK!!!" - Pypers
20 April 2007 Bakkies
"Aaaaag Kak! I are for leaking brain fluid again." - Moby Bakkies Changes His Mind (Manually) - Moby Nee, man, kak - that are for last time I are being saying, "If scrum go backward I give for all of you blaaswerk." - Walton Who said I couldn't play rugby with one those punk, nose to lip, piercings? - Rolf Bakkies finds one of George Smiths lost braids!!!!! - Oupa
02 April 2007 Chuckles and Michelle
"Mich. You do know Milfred likes little boys don't you?" - Moby Michelle's Response: "That's ok... So do I" - Karen "No I promise Michelle. It really is about the size of this Amstel can." - Moby "fist clenched... distracting smile... only question now is, groin or nose?" - Milf Michelle (Thinking): "HAHA... he actually thinks I'm listening. DAMN that Moby is cute." - Sum-Yung (Possible editorial slant in edits. Ed) "How the hell will we explain our nose rings being entangled ?????" - Steve Michelle (thinking) - "If he spits on me one more time, this fist is going into his gut!" - Shimmy Chuckles - "This one time, on Bowls Camp..." - Shimmy Chuckles (thinking) -"From this angle, I think I can actually see her nipple." - Rolf Crouch. Touch. Pause.........Engage! - Walton
28 March 2007 Sharpe and Henjack
"Well I can't feel any lumps but maybe you should get a professional opinion" - Moby "Mmmmmmm! Nice pecs. You must be working out" - Moby “Come on Sharpie, don't cry - you know you like it” - Mad Dog “Lets save the backdoor action for the bedroom Nathan” - Sarg “Right there baby. Riiiiiiiiiiight there. That's the spot.”
- Rolf
"And you said siamese twins couldn't play rugby"
- Milf
Henjack: "Baahaaahaaahaaah" (OK I am not sure how to write a sheep sound but you get the idea)
- Moby
"Don't tackle me you f*#@ing idiot. I'm on your team."
- Milf
OK I said they had to by "vaguely funny" but as this is the first one I will include these last two anyway
Henjack: "Cry me a river" Sharpe: "Hey it's Justin Timberlake"
- AJ
"There, there....Don't cry.....She was ugly anyway."
- Sum-Yung-Gaai
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